Just a few quotes that have amused me.. mwah lilli xxx

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.

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"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."
George Bernard Shaw

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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen

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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis

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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen

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"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
Henry Kissinger.

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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."
Matt Lauer (on NBC's Today Show).

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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign).

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"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde

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"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."
Bruce Lee.

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"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?"
Fred Allen.

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"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

John Cleese.

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