I know I know.. Im too SAD...

 

You know whats cumming next dont you and its not me.. its.. Saturday..

 

She has to be thinking.. XFACTOR... lol..

 

I get so excited thinking .. about the show.. lol...

 

Tonight is big band night and its normally one of my favourite weeks..

 

So will be good .. gonna get myself all organised so I can chill on the couch...

 

and enjoy... But dont worry if ya miss it i can give you a blow by blow account.. aint I good.. *smile*

 

Been a busy week this.. was in Glasgow for a few days and had lots of fun....

 

So having the weekend off as away to jersey next week....

 

looking forward to it.. a nice spa hotel.. so i can pamper myself.. and get some r&r too..

 

Oh I think I am all organised with a flat as of November in fife... so you sexy fife fellas can have me back home and available.  will still do the odd tour.. But will be at home more often now... well I hope to be... hahahahahaha

 

But ya all know me.. lol..

 

slow down and act my age..... hummmm maybe not!!!!

 

Anyhoo... I've things to do .. and people to see... blah blah blah...

 

JOKE OF THE DAY:: For the ladies..

 

OB/GYN Visit

This is a laugh for the women out there who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they have to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN! In Sydney, Australia, one of the radio stations pays ($1000-$5000) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $5000....

"I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 a.m. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal,some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it".

 

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

 

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

 

Old fashioned Home Remedies

 

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND FOLKS..

 

MWAH LILLI