How have ya all been.. Ive been Ill awe you all feeling sorry for me..

Well you should!!! Ive had MAN FLU!!! and you all KNOW how bad that is! *smile*

But Ive survived!! lol.. still have a croaky throat and a bit of a cough!!

But it makes my breasts heave when doing it so can be quite sexy!!! hahahahahahah

Aye only in my mind!!!!
 

Ive been on Tour in Glasgow this week..

Got to use my new camera twice already!!!  lol

But cant seem to get the video's to upload.. Im such a teccie geek!! or is that just blonde!!

I also bought a new webcam while I was off ill! it looks like it will be fun!!

I can turn myself into a dinosaur... although my child already thinks I am one!!! hee hee

Anyway.. When im not so croaky, Im gonna try recording some stories on cam and turn them into wee video clips..

If I can ever get the hang of it all! I have one of those roundtuits... *smile*

Hope you've all been keeping up with XFACTOR.. I'll test ya on it when you come to see me.. *smile*

I was really dissappinted to see Laura go.. but its a show were folk vote so surprize losses happen!

read some really great blogs this week.. I like to know what other ladies are up too.. it amuses me..

Was reading about a sexy lass down south who had a client who likes to wrestle..

It reminded me I had seen a fella who wanted to wrestle..

He said, it reminded him of being a boy and wrestling with his babysitter, before she gave him a blowjob!!!

I think he added that bit in! *grin* Boy's and wishful thinking!!
 

This lass down south!! though wrestled clothes off! they both wore pants and socks..

and the game was whoever got the other persons clothes off was the winner..

The prize was the loser got oral!!  lol.. Wheres the incentive to WIN!! lol..

I'd be like .. I give in!!!! lol..and knowing how competitive guys are even if they wanted to lose they wouldent allow it!!

Lol.. Im loving the idea of this game..

Anyone up for some erotic wrestling.. I'll TRY hard HONEST!!!! hee hee

Im gonna finish by sharing a story Tiffeny Tees had up on a forum.. cause it amused me so much..

Im sharing it with you all.. sweet of me aint it.. mwah Lilli xxx

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was

standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by

now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??